<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403</id><updated>2011-07-28T18:57:42.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things My Mother Said I Never Should...</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>51</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4642197269773102234</id><published>2010-02-08T07:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T07:09:24.615-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>have sex before I got married...this advice was disastrous!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Diane Anand-Bodhi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4642197269773102234?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4642197269773102234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8647.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4642197269773102234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4642197269773102234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8647.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-7653547983643319702</id><published>2010-02-08T07:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T07:06:06.276-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>go out straight after a bath.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;V. 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Ridley&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-7052271377531951605?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/7052271377531951605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should_08.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7052271377531951605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7052271377531951605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should_08.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4926139766321253373</id><published>2010-02-08T06:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T07:01:53.682-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>trust a man who tucks his shirt into his underpants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;George Purvis&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4926139766321253373?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4926139766321253373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4926139766321253373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4926139766321253373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-mother-said-i-never-should.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-9124058369351570257</id><published>2010-01-29T09:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:58:45.941-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>swallow chewing gum because it would wrap around my heart!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;C. McTernan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-9124058369351570257?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/9124058369351570257/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4721.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9124058369351570257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9124058369351570257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4721.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-417116969877068743</id><published>2010-01-29T09:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:46:40.243-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>leave my crusts because my teeth would fall out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Matty from Lancaster&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-417116969877068743?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/417116969877068743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_9339.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/417116969877068743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/417116969877068743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_9339.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1541796289380309094</id><published>2010-01-29T09:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:44:42.343-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>go out without a vest!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;P. Fielding&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1541796289380309094?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1541796289380309094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_825.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1541796289380309094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1541796289380309094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_825.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-320371465389788969</id><published>2010-01-29T09:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:33:31.771-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>laugh too much, or there would be tears before bedtime!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-320371465389788969?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/320371465389788969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_1684.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/320371465389788969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/320371465389788969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_1684.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-3900263871364252413</id><published>2010-01-29T09:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:32:30.739-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>wear stilettos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go out with wet hair!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;C. Butler from Kent&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3900263871364252413?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3900263871364252413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8354.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3900263871364252413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3900263871364252413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3544293174128942626?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3544293174128942626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8239.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3544293174128942626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3544293174128942626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/8537217112954091028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6728.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8537217112954091028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8537217112954091028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6728.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-3995877991406759451</id><published>2010-01-29T09:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:31:00.250-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>take notice of children who called me names, she would say 'Sticks and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt you!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Marian Evans&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3995877991406759451?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3995877991406759451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-8082561223050222595</id><published>2010-01-29T09:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:09:59.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>put my elbows on the dining table during a meal!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;S. Heney from Ansdell&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-8082561223050222595?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/8082561223050222595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4047.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8082561223050222595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8082561223050222595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4047.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1350119623888175736</id><published>2010-01-29T07:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T07:57:49.887-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>take sweets from a stranger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kath from Milnthorpe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1350119623888175736?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1350119623888175736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8286.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1350119623888175736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1350119623888175736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8286.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-2395700130120892547</id><published>2010-01-29T07:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:29:44.885-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>use lipstick when wearing trousers (do it all the time!);&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;play with rough boys from Liverpool (I married one!);&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do anything that would make her ashamed (kept to it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;K. Lane from Crag Bank&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-2395700130120892547?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/2395700130120892547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4797.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2395700130120892547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2395700130120892547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4797.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4800369506520526087</id><published>2010-01-29T07:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T07:52:30.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>pull a horrible face because if the wind changed, it would stay like it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;J. Jewell from Overton&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4800369506520526087?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4800369506520526087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6128.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4800369506520526087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4800369506520526087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6128.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-8179871122129580252</id><published>2010-01-29T07:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T07:50:48.143-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>pick my nose, as it would make it grow bigger; hold hands with a boy in the street because people would think I was fast!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joy from Tipton&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-8179871122129580252?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/8179871122129580252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_7784.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8179871122129580252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8179871122129580252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_7784.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-2991177006099040624</id><published>2010-01-29T07:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:29:13.880-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>eat with my mouth full!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ashlie from Kendal&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-2991177006099040624?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/2991177006099040624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_3077.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2991177006099040624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2991177006099040624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_3077.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-9103342906989947389</id><published>2010-01-29T07:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T07:48:18.063-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>forget: it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;R. Carr from Knott End on Sea&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-9103342906989947389?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/9103342906989947389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_478.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9103342906989947389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9103342906989947389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_478.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5543007913102606239</id><published>2010-01-29T07:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:28:34.866-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>cut an onion and use the remainder the next day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;C. Cooper&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5543007913102606239?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5543007913102606239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_29.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5543007913102606239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5543007913102606239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_29.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4980604633052214932</id><published>2010-01-21T05:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:28:14.588-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>sit on cold pavements; go out without a vest; not smile unless it would rain!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;S. Senior&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4980604633052214932?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4980604633052214932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6281.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4980604633052214932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4980604633052214932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6281.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5217088940882978182</id><published>2010-01-21T05:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:27:58.763-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>go out with dirty knickers on, in case of an accident!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;V. Rogerson.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5217088940882978182?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5217088940882978182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_5077.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5217088940882978182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5217088940882978182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_5077.html' title='My mother said I never should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1573502120136489524</id><published>2010-01-21T05:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-29T09:27:45.171-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should...</title><content type='html'>go out with my hair wet;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eat whilst walking down the street.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Joyce, from Chorley.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1625198955281008013</id><published>2010-01-15T01:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T02:00:44.515-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What did your mother say you never should?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S1A8veF7XXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/dlE3qrdqLfg/s1600-h/Anne-For-Web.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 187px; height: 243px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S1A8veF7XXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/dlE3qrdqLfg/s400/Anne-For-Web.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426904337210891634" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forget to always walk tall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anne Kavanagh, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Playing Doris Partington in My Mother Said I Never Should&lt;div 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href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-did-your-mother-say-you-never_15.html' title='What did your mother say you never should?'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S1A8veF7XXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/dlE3qrdqLfg/s72-c/Anne-For-Web.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5953830265930883947</id><published>2010-01-11T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T11:03:24.255-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What did your mother say you never should?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0t1vS6PRII/AAAAAAAAAIU/5XtWPKnfq00/s1600-h/Josie+Daxter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0t1vS6PRII/AAAAAAAAAIU/5XtWPKnfq00/s320/Josie+Daxter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425559631488304258" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talk with my mouth full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Josie Daxter, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Playing Rosie Metcalfe in My Mother Said I Never Should&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5953830265930883947?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5953830265930883947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4400940561314084475</id><published>2010-01-11T10:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T01:46:00.664-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What did your mother say you never should?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0t0L9EgngI/AAAAAAAAAIM/aQ0ayyKxB_w/s1600-h/Lorna+Beckett.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0t0L9EgngI/AAAAAAAAAIM/aQ0ayyKxB_w/s320/Lorna+Beckett.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425557924818755074" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well they were mostly things about playing on the farm where I grew up. Things like 'never ever play anywhere near the grain bins'. So, of course, we played on top of them. Not good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lorna Beckett, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Playing Jackie Metcalfe in My Mother Said I Never Should&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4400940561314084475?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4400940561314084475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-did-your-mother-say-you-never_11.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4400940561314084475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4400940561314084475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-did-your-mother-say-you-never_11.html' title='What did your mother say you never should?'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0t0L9EgngI/AAAAAAAAAIM/aQ0ayyKxB_w/s72-c/Lorna+Beckett.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4863449767156046379</id><published>2010-01-11T10:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T10:53:38.538-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What did your mother say you never should?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0tzrJOUw-I/AAAAAAAAAIE/uDaoMh-N4jU/s1600-h/Christine+Mackie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0tzrJOUw-I/AAAAAAAAAIE/uDaoMh-N4jU/s320/Christine+Mackie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425557361145463778" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wear black underwear under white trousers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Christine Mackie, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Playing Margaret Bradley in My Mother Said I Never Should&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4863449767156046379?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4863449767156046379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-did-your-mother-say-you-never.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4863449767156046379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4863449767156046379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-did-your-mother-say-you-never.html' title='What did your mother say you never should?'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0tzrJOUw-I/AAAAAAAAAIE/uDaoMh-N4jU/s72-c/Christine+Mackie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4304629015470191716</id><published>2010-01-11T05:32:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T05:33:46.415-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0soor20lbI/AAAAAAAAAH8/B-ECirIErPQ/s1600-h/Hen+Do+Images_0009.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0soor20lbI/AAAAAAAAAH8/B-ECirIErPQ/s400/Hen+Do+Images_0009.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425474855530436018" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0soj3QRncI/AAAAAAAAAH0/SiNiYEX6gXQ/s1600-h/Hen+Do+Images_0008.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0soj3QRncI/AAAAAAAAAH0/SiNiYEX6gXQ/s400/Hen+Do+Images_0008.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425474772690640322" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I should never marry a man who:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a) wears white socks&lt;br /&gt;b) works in the armed forces&lt;br /&gt;c) is an only child (although she didn't follow her own advice on this one!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got married in 2009 and I managed to follow her advice on all three points. Phew!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Amy Leach, Director&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4304629015470191716?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4304629015470191716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_11.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4304629015470191716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4304629015470191716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should_11.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0soor20lbI/AAAAAAAAAH8/B-ECirIErPQ/s72-c/Hen+Do+Images_0009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-4899997209762307606</id><published>2010-01-06T06:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T06:05:13.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYdWDpEJI/AAAAAAAAAHs/m9SqljdFbSM/s1600-h/Heysham+on+Holiday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 398px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYdWDpEJI/AAAAAAAAAHs/m9SqljdFbSM/s400/Heysham+on+Holiday.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423627481165402258" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYWx33HbI/AAAAAAAAAHk/ol-lz_2wLzE/s1600-h/Julie+in+Morecambe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYWx33HbI/AAAAAAAAAHk/ol-lz_2wLzE/s400/Julie+in+Morecambe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423627368373099954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYRy52P8I/AAAAAAAAAHc/mLMZ2K1U9kY/s1600-h/Holiday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 397px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYRy52P8I/AAAAAAAAAHc/mLMZ2K1U9kY/s400/Holiday.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423627282750521282" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I never should... suck the flannel in the bath.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Julie Brown&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pictured: Our family on holiday. We went to Morecambe, Heysham and Blackpool.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-4899997209762307606?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/4899997209762307606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4899997209762307606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/4899997209762307606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said-i-never-should.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SYdWDpEJI/AAAAAAAAAHs/m9SqljdFbSM/s72-c/Heysham+on+Holiday.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-3533409767786542354</id><published>2010-01-04T05:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-06T05:57:09.059-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SWeofBShI/AAAAAAAAAHU/vEWcmScMTZA/s1600-h/Gail+Howie-Slater%27s+Mum"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SWeofBShI/AAAAAAAAAHU/vEWcmScMTZA/s400/Gail+Howie-Slater%27s+Mum" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423625304268687890" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I never should ... ask how much things cost! She always retorted "Money and fair words" - which drove me mad. Now I drive my children mad saying the same thing! Revenge is sweet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for listening. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gail Howie from Preston&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pictured: Gail's Mum, Patricia Ann Rawlinson, nee Jones&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3533409767786542354?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3533409767786542354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3533409767786542354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3533409767786542354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-mother-said.html' title='My Mother Said'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/S0SWeofBShI/AAAAAAAAAHU/vEWcmScMTZA/s72-c/Gail+Howie-Slater%27s+Mum' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5866218457134533545</id><published>2009-12-30T03:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-30T03:42:22.832-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My mother said I never should…</title><content type='html'>Go out with wet hair or I'd get a cold !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Adele Yeomans&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5866218457134533545?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5866218457134533545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_30.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5866218457134533545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5866218457134533545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_30.html' title='My mother said I never should…'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1076179309179299685</id><published>2009-12-21T04:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T04:29:58.466-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>1) Sit on a cold floor too long or else I would get piles!&lt;br /&gt;2) Bite my finger nails or else I would get worms.&lt;br /&gt;3) Kiss girls or else my teeth would fall out. I had to test that one out straight away!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chris Jackson, Actor&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1076179309179299685?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1076179309179299685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_21.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1076179309179299685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1076179309179299685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_21.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-7704733565207090443</id><published>2009-12-18T09:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T09:29:10.098-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother</title><content type='html'>My mother said I never should sit on a cold wall in my mini skirt because I'd develop piles. What I said my daughter never should was buy shoes she couldn't run in. Since she was carried home from the office party because she couldn't walk in the shoes she'd bought that afternoon, you can tell she really took my advice!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jean&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-7704733565207090443?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/7704733565207090443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7704733565207090443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7704733565207090443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother.html' title='My Mother'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-7877200390490144449</id><published>2009-12-18T04:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T04:41:20.681-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should...</title><content type='html'>... Close my eyes or ears to anyone or anything in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt3KgH5RfI/AAAAAAAAAFw/i3MNa2YRiCo/s1600-h/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt3KgH5RfI/AAAAAAAAAFw/i3MNa2YRiCo/s400/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416553999148598770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Underestimate the power and value of humour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt27hzi6fI/AAAAAAAAAFo/iwqsfhz9OB0/s1600-h/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 257px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt27hzi6fI/AAAAAAAAAFo/iwqsfhz9OB0/s400/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416553741902080498" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Wear heels as I look like a man in drag. Clogs though, are a different matter!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt3he1BemI/AAAAAAAAAF4/KxNDSC2if4E/s1600-h/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham+3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt3he1BemI/AAAAAAAAAF4/KxNDSC2if4E/s400/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham+3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416554393938000482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Be frantically dependant on anyone and her mother said the same to her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt31_vZAlI/AAAAAAAAAGA/Eoj8dlNwo6Y/s1600-h/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham+4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt31_vZAlI/AAAAAAAAAGA/Eoj8dlNwo6Y/s400/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham+4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416554746370130514" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Let her hold me back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Louie Ingham, Director&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-7877200390490144449?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/7877200390490144449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4997.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7877200390490144449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/7877200390490144449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4997.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syt3KgH5RfI/AAAAAAAAAFw/i3MNa2YRiCo/s72-c/Copy+of+Louie+Ingham2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-660628350925496531</id><published>2009-12-18T04:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T04:43:46.104-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>My mother said and still says many things. A few choice ones that probably give a slightly one sided picture but they are the things my sister and i still quote -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Never clean too much, you will only find more dirt"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Never eat too much before going out drinking, you won't be able to fit the pints in"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Stride out and never look like you don't know where you are going"  &lt;br /&gt;(she was and still is a big advocate of women reclaiming the streets, as am I).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were plenty more, but these three give an image of the upbringing I choose to remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Esther, Producer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-660628350925496531?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/660628350925496531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/660628350925496531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/660628350925496531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_18.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-3833445057304128968</id><published>2009-12-18T04:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-18T04:21:28.524-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should...</title><content type='html'>Run with scissors. Well, run anywhere really. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lean against train doors (the old ones), as I may end up on the track. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eat silicate gel packets, those little packets you find in new handbags and purses, that absorb dampness (this was when I was really tiny).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Throw things at my sister. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eat fruit after 9:00pm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shout in inappropriate locations. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lean too far out of my bedroom window. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go too near the edge. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Squeeze my Ribena carton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Prue Edwards, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3833445057304128968?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3833445057304128968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said_18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3833445057304128968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3833445057304128968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said_18.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-8098295069626263479</id><published>2009-12-17T08:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T08:11:13.313-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>Ride around on my bike totally naked except for wellies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jonathan Ilott&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-8098295069626263479?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/8098295069626263479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_17.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8098295069626263479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8098295069626263479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_17.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5376929100338138379</id><published>2009-12-17T06:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T06:59:36.158-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said...</title><content type='html'>My mother said I should never go out the house with vinegar on my top.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cant remember how old I was and my ma doesn't remember this event so cant help but I'm guessing I must be about 6.  I was sat in the kitchen eating my dinner. Ma was washing the pots or tidying up or something like that.  What I was eating for dinner I cant remember but it was something that I put vinegar on.  I spilled some vinegar on my jumper and my ma, told me to go and change my jumper.  I couldn't be bothered and insisted that it didn't matter.  My ma told me that if I didn't change my jumper, when I went out to play, hungry cats and dogs would smell the vinegar, chase me and try to eat me.  Petrified I went upstairs and changed my jumper pronto!  I think I was 17 before I was able to use vinegar again, but even now I'm on the look out for hungry cats and dogs!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lenny St Jean&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5376929100338138379?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5376929100338138379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said_17.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5376929100338138379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5376929100338138379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said_17.html' title='My Mother Said...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-6200507709907347668</id><published>2009-12-16T07:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T07:27:28.679-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said...</title><content type='html'>"Don't talk to them. They're common."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Moorhouse, Writer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-6200507709907347668?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/6200507709907347668/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/6200507709907347668'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/6200507709907347668'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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especially drinks&lt;br /&gt;Tell porkie pies&lt;br /&gt;Have a boob job&lt;br /&gt;Eat too many sweets or bad things&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cloudia Swann, Actress&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1658433822404488735?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1658433822404488735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4614.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1658433822404488735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1658433822404488735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_4614.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5917703006053159569</id><published>2009-12-16T03:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T03:12:56.442-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>...Be cheeky to those older than me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Speak with my mouth full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Go out without my coat when it is cold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pat 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Eat with my mouth open; talk with my mouth full; or pick my nose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joe Sumsion, Director, The Dukes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-8606102909731049321?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/8606102909731049321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_1572.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8606102909731049321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/8606102909731049321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_1572.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-5729471671262918201</id><published>2009-12-16T01:17:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T01:25:16.371-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should...</title><content type='html'>...Stay in my bedroom all day playing my records.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John "Gilly" Gillmore, Presenter, BBC Radio Lancashire&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-5729471671262918201?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/5729471671262918201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6243.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5729471671262918201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/5729471671262918201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_6243.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should...'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-2387536836313287214</id><published>2009-12-16T00:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T01:24:44.671-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syihv5_HBMI/AAAAAAAAAFg/g3r6kqNN-Qs/s1600-h/morecembe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 187px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syihv5_HBMI/AAAAAAAAAFg/g3r6kqNN-Qs/s400/morecembe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415756396304467138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I should never start a Mexican wave at a funeral.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bob Golding, Actor&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-2387536836313287214?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/2387536836313287214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8074.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2387536836313287214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/2387536836313287214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8074.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syihv5_HBMI/AAAAAAAAAFg/g3r6kqNN-Qs/s72-c/morecembe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-9170769285746387876</id><published>2009-12-16T00:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T01:24:06.552-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syig9Ev97oI/AAAAAAAAAFY/GyJbDX4DWGM/s1600-h/johnh.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 187px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syig9Ev97oI/AAAAAAAAAFY/GyJbDX4DWGM/s400/johnh.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415755523020418690" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother told me not to tease &lt;br /&gt;my little sister Angie-Boo&lt;br /&gt;but I contracted a disease&lt;br /&gt;that meant what was prohibited&lt;br /&gt;was exactly what I had to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Hegley, Poet and Comedian&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-9170769285746387876?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/9170769285746387876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_16.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9170769285746387876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/9170769285746387876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_16.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/Syig9Ev97oI/AAAAAAAAAFY/GyJbDX4DWGM/s72-c/johnh.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1629064169846518131</id><published>2009-12-11T08:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T01:23:58.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>1. Don’t climb trees (because my elder brother had fallen out of one and broken his arm)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Never talk to the police. There must have been a story behind this one, but I was always too frightened to ask!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kevin Dyer, Director&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1629064169846518131?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1629064169846518131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8031.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1629064169846518131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1629064169846518131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_8031.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-3134383473677044733</id><published>2009-12-11T08:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T01:23:17.866-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SyJxWeN66bI/AAAAAAAAAFI/H60L9MRSSHQ/s1600-h/Andrew+Carruthers.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SyJxWeN66bI/AAAAAAAAAFI/H60L9MRSSHQ/s400/Andrew+Carruthers.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414014332935268786" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I never should stick pencils up my nose and run around like a monster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Andrew Carruthers&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-3134383473677044733?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/3134383473677044733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_11.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3134383473677044733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/3134383473677044733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-mother-said-i-never-should_11.html' title='My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SyJxWeN66bI/AAAAAAAAAFI/H60L9MRSSHQ/s72-c/Andrew+Carruthers.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1702880925638301403.post-1830762642789788934</id><published>2009-11-05T07:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-30T04:48:57.534-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Things My Mother Said I Never Should</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SvLrjTYpSeI/AAAAAAAAAA0/P2L_aYlnhnk/s1600-h/me+and+mum.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400637894902237666" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 210px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SvLrjTYpSeI/AAAAAAAAAA0/P2L_aYlnhnk/s320/me+and+mum.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother said I never should refuse the chance to see the world. We traveled a lot as children. This is us somewehere in the UK, but I can't remember where.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She also taught me to never turn down a glass of wine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rebecca Rimmer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1702880925638301403-1830762642789788934?l=things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/feeds/1830762642789788934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/11/things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1830762642789788934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1702880925638301403/posts/default/1830762642789788934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.blogspot.com/2009/11/things-my-mother-said-i-never-should.html' title='Things My Mother Said I Never Should'/><author><name>The Dukes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JucgLmSfKWU/SvLrjTYpSeI/AAAAAAAAAA0/P2L_aYlnhnk/s72-c/me+and+mum.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
